{"id":60,"date":"2009-01-26T23:21:18","date_gmt":"2009-01-26T23:21:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/freefitnessguru.com\/blog\/bodybuilding-2\/hemroid-hell\/.php"},"modified":"2009-01-26T23:53:12","modified_gmt":"2009-01-26T23:53:12","slug":"hemroid-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.freefitnessguru.com\/blog\/bodybuilding-2\/hemroid-hell.php","title":{"rendered":"Hemroid Hell !!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-via=\"gareththomasnz\" data-count=\"vertical\" data-url=\"http:\/\/www.freefitnessguru.com\/blog\/bodybuilding-2\/hemroid-hell.php\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<p>I have a Hemroid for the first time in my life. Got it from work &#8211; sitting on iron and concrete tile roofs for a few weeks. Well people may laugh but this is really disruprive and irritating.<\/p>\n<p>I can not pump iron untill its gone. Damn it.  Saw a nurse today and she says its bleeding. Its internal but just in the ring. I hope there isnt a worse one internally bleeding.<\/p>\n<p>Damn it to hell I say.<\/p>\n<p>Basically a hemeroid is a burst blood vessel in your ass. If it was in your brain it would case a stroke. In terms of pain and seriousness its about the same as a badly stubbed toe. Problem is the location.<\/p>\n<p>It is aggravated by standing still too long, sitting, straining when on the toilet or lifting etc, and hard stools (both kinds).<\/p>\n<p>So really its a serious inconvenience to an active person. I cant lift untill this bastard is gone. Treatment involves sticking anti-steroid cream up your ass &#8211; which totally suck &#8211; I never normally touch my ass under any circumstances.<\/p>\n<p>Worst of all 50% of the population will one day have a hemroid &#8211; congradulations.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tweet I have a Hemroid for the first time in my life. Got it from work &#8211; sitting on iron and concrete tile roofs for a few weeks. Well people may laugh but this is really disruprive and irritating. I can not pump iron untill its gone. Damn it. Saw a nurse today and she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[252,253,254],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bodybuilding-2","tag-hemroid","tag-hemrroihd","tag-piles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.freefitnessguru.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.freefitnessguru.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.freefitnessguru.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.freefitnessguru.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.freefitnessguru.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.freefitnessguru.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.freefitnessguru.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.freefitnessguru.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.freefitnessguru.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}