Archive for January, 2009

I have a Hemroid for the first time in my life. Got it from work – sitting on iron and concrete tile roofs for a few weeks. Well people may laugh but this is really disruprive and irritating.

I can not pump iron untill its gone. Damn it. Saw a nurse today and she says its bleeding. Its internal but just in the ring. I hope there isnt a worse one internally bleeding.

Damn it to hell I say.

Basically a hemeroid is a burst blood vessel in your ass. If it was in your brain it would case a stroke. In terms of pain and seriousness its about the same as a badly stubbed toe. Problem is the location.

It is aggravated by standing still too long, sitting, straining when on the toilet or lifting etc, and hard stools (both kinds).

So really its a serious inconvenience to an active person. I cant lift untill this bastard is gone. Treatment involves sticking anti-steroid cream up your ass – which totally suck – I never normally touch my ass under any circumstances.

Worst of all 50% of the population will one day have a hemroid – congradulations.

Man I would love to go back into a combat group. I used to be an infantryman here in New Zealand.

Check this old dude out. Theres hope for us yet.